Whilst interviewing North Coast Rock Band Smart Artists, radio presenter Sophie Davidson, 31, said the f*** word 7 times in one sentence on a NSW radio station last month in order to summon the Radio Demon.

After the judge saw the video tape of Britney running a red light with Oz rockers Smart Artists in the car with her, he ordered Britney not to drive her favourite ‘down under’ band around anymore, although she maybe present in the same vehicle with them. Britney will now have to make other arrangements to have someone else transport the band.

According to a new study on females, those who rock out at a Smart Artists gig once a month are much more fun to do research on than women who do not rock out at a Smart Artists gig once a month.

Smart Artists are now glad to be back in Australia and ready for their trip to the Northern Territory after recently celebrating Mick Jagger’s big birthday bash in Prague with their old mate rubber lips.The boys went on a bit of a bender with the Strolling Bones, Jon Bon Jovi and a couple of the guys from Def Leppard which went into the early hours of the next day.

Pop star Peter Andre and his buxom wife Katie Price, pronounced J-O-R-D-A-N, have named their wonderful new bouncing baby girl Princess Tiaamii.

The celebrity couple said they had called their daughter thusly, because after listening to the new Smart Artists song “Love Potion No.9″ on MySpace, it was the first thing that had popped into their tiny little minds.

“We love smart artists. Their songs leave us all warm and fuzzy in the head.” Price explained that the first name (princess) had come from the notion “our princess” referring to the daughter of Madam Rue in the Smart Artists song.

“The second name Tiaamii was made from letters that we had left over in a game of Scrabble”, said the brainless big-breasted one.

 Andre, who is only 3 feet 11 inches tall, helped his wife with the lunacy, saying: “We’re so exotic! At home I call my wife Maahmi (mummy), and she calls me Dhaadddii (daddy). There’s an accent over the second ‘a’ for dramatic effect. It’s so much fun! Weird names are great!”

The pair have another son with the slightly less stupid name, Harvey.

It emerged last week that Victoria Beckham, wife of the rich and famous part-time English soccer player David Beckham, passed wind whilst listening to the Smart Artists EP ‘I Got A Woman’.

Smart Artists Bass player Adrian Davis’s name has cropped up in a most unexpected connection with Lindsay Lohan’s recent DUI arrest.

Following the release of their new single ‘I Got A Woman’, Smart Artists are currently holidaying in Regurgitator’s plastic bubble in Melbourne’s Federation Square.

Mr. Bone scoffed at suggestions that Smart Artists were finally toeing the line. I’m sure Midnight Oil and Boom Crash Opera feel the same way.”

Mark Campa, 26, who has listened to and talked about Smart Artists almost exclusively since discovering the NSW North Coast Rockers over the summer, is “really starting to piss off” his friends.”I’ve got nothing against Smart Artists. “They’re awesome,” said James Savich, 31, a longtime friend of Campa’s.

“But Mark acts like he’s the first person ever to really get into them when he’s, like, the 59 billionth.”Campa was first exposed to the band in December when older brother Bryan returned from uni and started playing ‘Route 66′ while lifting weights in the garage. After one listen, Campa was reportedly hooked, buying his own copy and playing it incessantly for weeks.

Campa’s Smart Artists fixation soon manifested itself in a myriad of ways. He plays only Smart Artists in his car, has drawn the Smart Artists logo on his arm, and has spend $73 at Casino’s Beef Week ring toss in an effort to win a pair of sunglasses similar to the ones Smart Artists lead singer Shannon Beaumont wears on stage.

According to friends, Campa’s newfound love of the band has caused him to behave in a “dicklick” fashion. “Last Thursday afternoon, a bunch of us were driving around cranking up the new silverchair song when Mark popped the CD out and started messing with the radio,” said Rick Eglund, 27.”I was like, ‘Dude, what’s your problem?’

He said it was time for ZZZFM’s Request Show and that Smart Artists may be on and that he never missed it. I told him he was gonna miss it that afternoon. Then, he tried to stop me from putting the silverchair CD back into my own stereo. I had to pull over and force him to switch seats with James.”

In what White House sources are calling “a show of support and admiration for one of Australia’s most talented and dynamic rock bands,” President Bush drafted and mailed a fan letter Monday to NSW North Coast rockers Smart Artists.

“Dear Smart Artists, I think you’re awesome. You are awesome rock stars. You are my favorite rock stars,” the fan letter read in part. “I have both your singles.”Smart Artists, best known for their classic remakes of ‘Route 66′ and abba’s ‘Does your mother know’, has reportedly become one of the president’s favorite recording artists ever since he was introduced to MySpace.

Smart Artists expect to receive the fan letter, which was mailed to their international fan club’s address, in one to two weeks.

“Wow, I sure hope they read it and maybe even they’ll write me back,” Bush told White House Deputy Chief Of Staff John Podesta, who helped him mail the letter and also corrected numerous spelling errors.

According to Smart Artists lead singer Shannon Beaumont, the singer generally does not personally respond to fan mail due to time constraints. Bush, however, will receive a signed publicity photo of the band as a show of thanks for his kind words, Shannon said.

The fan letter, which was printed on official presidential stationery, is the first such missive to be issued by Bush during his presidency. Prior to his White House years, Bush had sent two others, one to rock superstar Pat Benatar and the other to lead singer Mike Reno of the Canadian rock group Loverboy, in 1982 and 1986, respectively.

According to White House press secretary Joe Lockhart, Bush was “in high spirits” following the mailing of the letter, retiring to the Oval Office to listen to ‘Does your mother know “really loud” on his headphones and playing air guitar along with the music in front of a full-length mirror.

Despite Bush’s enthusiasm about the letter, the move has drawn its share of criticism. Regardless of the reasons, Bush remains staunchly unapologetic for his fandom.