Mr & Mrs Andre name their daughter after new Smart Artists tune.
Pop star Peter Andre and his buxom wife Katie Price, pronounced J-O-R-D-A-N, have named their wonderful new bouncing baby girl Princess Tiaamii.
The celebrity couple said they had called their daughter thusly, because after listening to the new Smart Artists song “Love Potion No.9″ on MySpace, it was the first thing that had popped into their tiny little minds.
“We love smart artists. Their songs leave us all warm and fuzzy in the head.” Price explained that the first name (princess) had come from the notion “our princess” referring to the daughter of Madam Rue in the Smart Artists song.
“The second name Tiaamii was made from letters that we had left over in a game of Scrabble”, said the brainless big-breasted one.
Andre, who is only 3 feet 11 inches tall, helped his wife with the lunacy, saying: “We’re so exotic! At home I call my wife Maahmi (mummy), and she calls me Dhaadddii (daddy). There’s an accent over the second ‘a’ for dramatic effect. It’s so much fun! Weird names are great!”
The pair have another son with the slightly less stupid name, Harvey.
