Lohan, the twenty-something ‘bad girl’ actress was arrested and charged on Saturday for DUI. She was later charged for ‘possession’ when a small amount of cocaine was found in her damaged Mercedes SL-65 convertible.

And therein lays the connection. The cocaine was found in an envelope addressed to one Adrian Davis c/- Smart Artists, Lismore.

Inside the envelope was a business card reading, I just love Smart Artists. Although I have never seen you live I just love the song I Got a woman. Please send me the CD.

When questioned by investigators, Davis denied any knowledge of even knowing Lohan.

“It’s a frame up I tell you.” Davis said. “A total fraud and a setup. It should be obvious from the message on the card. That should be a tip-off right there. I have absolutely no connections with famous ladies anywhere. Why should I? I already get plenty through my Smart Artists connections.”