Singers testicles return to normal
After six months, Smart Artists lead singer Tony Strong has finally recovered from what some of the world’s finest medical brains are calling the “worst case of testicular inflammation ever seen.
“Often known by the slang term ‘blue balls’, testicular inflammation is usually caused by an extended period of sexual arousal without ejaculation. “Look, I dated Ashlee Simpson for two years and she just wouldn’t put out,” Tony said.
“I hated to end it but I couldn’t stand it any more. She has resolved to save her purity until marriage. Of course, we kissed, touched and played around a lot. Maybe too much,” Tony added.
And the revelation that Ashlee’s good mates from phantom rockers Milli Vanilli had stirred up no end of controversy and innuendo in their private life has left Tony a little bemused.
Dr. Hugh Jars of Queensland’s John Flynn Hospital got straight to the point.
“Tony was hurting. He was nearly unable to walk during the last months of their relationship,” he says.
“Ashlee is a very attractive, shapely young hottie, and you can’t expect a healthy young man to be around that without continually hitting on it,” Dr Jars added.
